Monday, June 1, 2009

June already?

Am I the only out there that absolutely can't believe it is already June? I am pretty sure way back in February I had promised myself I would lose another 5-10 pounds by summer.....well my swimsuit confirms that it didn't happen.

Oh well, surely there will be too many screaming kids at the pool for others to notice. Better yet, I think I will remain Whitey McWhitersome so that the glare around me will make people look away. I should come with a warning "Look away, starring at me will cause permanent eye damage"

You know what though, skin cancer ain't my cup of tea so I will be as white as I can for as long as I can!

Bring on the summer!!!!

2 comments:

Kim S said...

I still expect to see you in a bikini, Miss Ivory. You look great, and have worked SO hard. We are looking forward to your bikini fashion show at the Cooper.

Haley said...

I can honestly say that I have never looked at you and thought that you needed to lose weight. Can't wait to hang out this summer. Maybe your whiteness will distract people from my farmer's tan.